you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
The best revenge is premature balding
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
It's official drugs can't kill me
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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