sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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