jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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