cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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