we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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