And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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