what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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