I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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