Pappa wants mamma naked
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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