Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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