Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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