So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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