Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just googled if crying burns calories
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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