YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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