We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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