So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Randomize
