no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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