oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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