I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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