You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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