He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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