Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
so much tequila, so little girl.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
