Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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