week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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