Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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