I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I cannot find my penis.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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