just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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