I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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