how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
