My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Randomize
