Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Mom said you looked used
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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