Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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