dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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