Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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