I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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