You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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