i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Are we still banned from the library?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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