All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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