id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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