So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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