he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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