Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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