is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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