If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My ATM looks so different sober.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
