Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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