i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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