Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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