FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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