quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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