i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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