Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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