Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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