I'm laying in your front yard are you home
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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