her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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