How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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