do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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