you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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