Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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